What's it all about, Alfie?
Is it just for the football you live?
What's it all about when you kick it out, Alfie?
Are you meant to live by O'Neill's golden rules?
As sure as I believe
The Mackems can stay afloat Alfie
I know there's something much more
Something even non-Wearsiders can believe in
I believe in goals, Alfie
Without your goals we just exist, Alfie
Until you've scored that goal you missed,
You're nothing
Alfie
When you walk let your shirt lead the way
And you'll find the net any day
Alfie
Alfie
